New Friends

Mistress and Miss Judi got me new friends!

Now I'm not so loney and have someone to talk to.

Meet Snowflake & Leroy, the black sheep.

Leroy: "YO Girly! Whatsup?!

Word on the street is that you're getting a brother!"

Snowflake: "Hush up Leroy, you'll spoil the surprise!!"

Janu: "Did you say, A Brother?! Are you for reals!"

Change

The last 3 months have been very stressful for Mistress & Me!

For starters, Mistress left the one called "husband".

I know, crazy huh?
She still cares a lot for him, but she doesn't love him.
So even though this is very difficult for Mistress now,
it's really for the best.

Life has been unpredictible.

Right now we're staying in this strange new place
with this really cute new guy!

I like him. He takes really good pictures!

It's all so emotional and scary,

but I'm happy to be with

Mistress wherever she goes!

Aloe

Mistress asked me to take a peek at
the beautiful Aloe plant Miss Judi gave her.
I don't know, but it looks a little weepy.

The temperature here is never consistent.
I hope it's doing well here on the kitchen table.
Mistress is wonderful, but Judi's green thumb is without compare.

Back in Black

Mistress got me a new wig!
It's the same style as my other black one,
but this one is a better quality!

It's been so long since I've had black hair.
I forgot how sexy it looks on me!

This wig is softer than the last one.
The hair feels really silky!

So watch out world!
This witch is back in black!

New Hope

Mistress: "I'm glad that you two have settled things.
Now, I've come up with a plan."
Spike & Janu: "Yes Mistress?"

Mistress: "Spike, I will never part with you.
However, the bar I have planned
for you and the others isn't set up yet.
So I'm going to let you stay with Jinx temporarily.
That will give me or Miss Judi more time to find your "clone".

Spike: "Is she serious?"
Janu: "Mistress is very benevolent!"

Spike: "This is great news!"
Janu: "I knew Mistress would find a way!"
Spike: "You've got really nice boobs!"
Janu: "WATCH IT!!"

Apologies

Janu: "Spike? Can we talk?"
Spike: "What is it now?
Come to tell me that Jinx got married?"

Janu: "No, I wanted to apologize
for being so mean to you."
Spike: "Really? Go on then."

Janu: "I lost my head with that wig and dress on.
I like Nuns, but it's not me."
Spike: "That's for sure!! You really went bonkers!!"
Janu: "And those army guys are just visiting.
Jinx only has eyes for you!!"

Janu: " I'm really embarrassed.
I'm so sorry for kicking you when you were down. Literally.
Can you forgive me?"

Spike: "Well no real harm done. Apologies accepted.
Hey! What did you do to your hair?"

Blond

Well, what do you think?
This was how my hair looked when I first arrived.


Mistress changed it back so
I can remember where I came from.

I still like it.
I'm glad she's letting me wear it again for awhile.

But I promise that I won't let
the blond hair go to my head.

I'm really sorry I hurt Spike and Jinx's feelings.
I'm off to apologize now.

Vows

Mistress: "I know it's a bit confusing, but
I don't think you really want to be a nun."
Janu: Why not?"

Mistress: "We'll for one, I don't think you'll like
the vows."
Janu: "What kind of vows?"

Mistress: Obedience, Chastity, and Poverty.

Janu: Obedience, Chastity, & Poverty!!!
You mean I'd have to give up all my stuff?!!
Mistress: Yes! Even your new tarot cards!
Nuns don't do divination."

Janu: "That's a bummer!"
Mistress: I thought you'd see things differently.
Now, go take off that dress and wig.
And when your done, go apologize to poor Spike.

Who's Who

Mistress: "Janu!

You've got some explaining to do young lady!!"
Janu: "Am I in trouble Mistress?"

Mistress: "Have a seat!
What's all this talk about being a nun?"

Janu: "Isn't it wonderful! I'm a Nun now!"
Mistress: "Janu dear, you can't be
a nun AND a witch."

Janu: "Why not?" Aren't they the same thing?"
Mistress: "Well, no not exactly."

Janu: "Sure they are!
Nuns dress in black like Witches do!
Nuns pray to Mary like Witches pray to the Goddess!
They even light candles and burn incense!
And I saw one Nun fly on TV!!
Nuns battle demons, like that Ariel Warrior Nun does!
She's just like the Halliwell sisters! They're witches battling demons!
And that's why their mom gave Paige to the Nuns at that church..."

Janu: "So Nuns are the same as Witches!!"
Mistress: "Oh boy...."

(to be continued...)

Replaced?

Janu: "Spike I've got to tell you something."
Spike: "Piss off! I'm not speaking to you."

Janu: "You'll want to here this."
Spike: "I doubt it, but go ahead."

Janu: "There is an army of men living with Jinx!"
Spike: "You're pulling my leg!"

Janu: "Oh it's true alright! Go check her blog."
Spike: "THIS IS SERIOUS! You gotta help me!"

Janu: "I'll pray for you! Now go in peace my son."

Spike: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Spike: "Oh Jinx!
If I had a heart, it would be breaking."

Mistress: JANU!! COME HER YOUNG LADY!!!
(to be continued...)

Holy Wars

Janu: "And so we pray for the successful
reunion of Spike & Jinx..."
Spike: "Amen to that!"

Janu: "Even though Jinx deserves much better than this heathen."

Spike: "Wait a minute! What did you just say?"

Janu: "Because we all know what a devilish cad he is."

Spike: "Bloody hell! You're not even a real nun!"
Janu: "Yeah, but what I said is still true."

Spike: "Why you cheeky little bugger!!
I'll show you wicked!
Janu: "You stay away from my neck!"

Janu: "I'll shall smite thee mightily you spawn of evil!"
Spike: You're taking this nun thing just a bit too far!!"

Janu: Are you ready to repent for Jinx's sake?
Spike: I've done many things for love, but this is ridiculous.

Desperate Measures

Janu: I've got it!! I've got it!! Spike: "You do? That's great Janu! What is it?"
Janu: "I know how to get back at that bad old seller!"

Spike: "Are you going to give her a hex?
Raise a demon?
Do voodoo and make her a zombie?
Want me to bite the tart or rip her heart out?"

Janu: "No. I'm dressed like a nun. So let's pray!"

Spike: "You can't be serious."
Janu: "PRAY YOU FILTHY SINNER!!!"

Spike: "OKAY! OKAY! How does this go again?"
Janu: "Hail Mary, full of grace...."
Spike: "This better work!!"

Thinking

Spike: "Come up with anything yet?"
Janu: "I'm still thinking this over."

Spike: "How about now?"
Janu: "Shhh! Just give me a minute!"

Spike: "Come on Janu! Give me something!"
Janu: "I'm trying Spike. There's got to be a way to get
you and Jinx together again."

Spike: "Bloody Hell Girl!
I may never shag again at this rate!!"

Janu: "If you don't settle down mister potty mouth,
I'm going to turn you into a toad!"
Spike: "Buggering!"