Night Before Christmas

Janu: How about if I pose by the tree?

That should make a wonderful holiday card.

Sangre: Okay, give me a big smile.

Janu: How about this Santa Baby!

Sangre: Wait just one damn minute! Who is this?!
Janu: Sangre! it's just Elvis the Elf. He's harmless.

Sangre: MIRA!
If you keep eyeing my woman like that
I'm going to kick your ass!!

Janu: But Sangre!
He's one of Santa's Elves!
Sangre: I don't care,
I'll smack that smirk right off his face!


Janu: Oh well..Happy Holidays Everyone!
Sangre: Sige! Mira cabron!
You're asking for it!

Souvenir

Janu: I can't believe I'm going to say this,

but...

Mistress and Te Amo went to Aruba and

ALL WE GOT WERE THESE LOUSEY T-SHIRTS!

Sangre: I actually like the t-shirts Mi Cielo!

It was very thoughtful of them.

Janu: That's cause you got the cool red one!!

Sangre: Besides, they did not go to Aruba for us.

They went to witness Te Amo's brother

married his lovely bride Jen there.

Imagine how romantic that must have been!

Janu: I know, but...

I'm still a little jealous they went without us.

I would love to ride on a plane,

eat at a fancy resturant, see a beach...

Sangre: But we're both sensitive to the sun remember?

Janu: OKAY I'll put on lots of sunblock!!

but I still would like to go

somewhere as special as Aruba!

Sangre: I don't like to see you so upset.

Give me your hand Janu.

Sangre: I want to make a promise to you.

Sangre: If it is ever within my power,

I will see to it that you and I

someday travel to some place special.

Janu: You mean it? You'd do that for me?


Sangre: I see how much it means to you.
So, it would be my pleasure
to take on such a quest!

Janu's New Dress

Janu: Mistress made me a dress!! WOW!!

It's the first time she's sewn something for me!

I saw her cut out the pattern and the fabric!

She made it with her mom's sewing machine!

She hasn't used it in years, but she it did for me!

I absolutely love it! Isn't it beautiful?!!

I'm going to wear it for the Samhain Ball!

I'm so excited!

The back is really pretty too!

I know she had a rough time making

the pattern design look even.

Wait until Sangre sees me in this!

Thank you Mistress!!

Apologies

Sangre: It wasn't very funny Mi Cielo!

Janu: Sangre, don't be mad.
I know you're not dead.

Sangre: I'm a Vampire! Technically, we're undead!
Janu: Okay, I get it. I apologize.

I didn't mean to be insensitive.

Janu: Let me make it up to you.

I got us these really cool hats for the season.

Let's try them on.

Janu: What do you think? Pretty cool huh?

You know, that hat makes you look super sexy!!

Sangre: And in my eyes,

you are the most beautiful witch in the world.

It's In The Cards

Janu: Hmmm....

Sangre: "What?!! What is it?"

Janu: "Well I didn't expect that."
Sangre: "What exactly do you mean?"

Sangre: "Is it bad?"
Janu: "No, not really. Just unexpected."

Janu: "How have you been feeling lately?"

Sangre: "No sé, fine I guess. Por qué?"
Janu: "Well, if I'm reading this right...

Janu: ...You're dead!"

Sangre: ¡dios mío!

Just add music

Trip to Miss Judi's (Part 3)

Morticia: Janu tells me that you play guitar.

Sangre: Si. I play several instruments.

Morticia: Really? That's fascinating!

Sangre: I have a knack for music and art.

Janu: Why don't you play her something Sangre.

You're really good.

Sangre: Okay mi cielo. If that is your wish...

Sangre Sings: Trista Pena

(Hoy para vivir

amor confundi

y no sabe llorar

hoy manana vivir

no sabes confundir

un amor de verdad

pero ya lo siento ya)

Morticia: Oh how sad and such deep emotion.

You were right Janu.

He's brilliant! very talented.

Janu: You have NO idea (smirks).

Trip to Miss Judi's (Part 2)

Morticia: Really, it's quite refreshing

to talk to someone about dispelling

the Christian fundamentalist

misinformation about Wiccans and Buddhists.

Morticia: I'm quite interested in

your thoughts on the subject Janu.

Janu: Well, Wiccans are portrayed as

baby-blood drinking Satanists,

and Buddhists as life-rejecting and self-obsessed.

It will be difficult if not impossible to dispell

this persistant mainstream stereotype

derived from Christian fundamentalist propaganda.

Sangre: Wow! You're really smart Janu, well said!

Janu: Shhh, I'm on a roll here!

Morticia: And what do you think Sangre?

Sangre: Speaking as a Vampire,

I resent the whole baby-blood drinking thing.

Morticia: I'm beginning to really like you two.

Trip to Miss Judi's (Part 1)

Sangre: March was such a blur.

I can't believe it's April.

Janu: Yeah. It really flew by didn't it?

Sangre: I'm looking forward to

something exciting to happen soon.

Janu: Funny you should mention that!

Mistress is planning a trip to see Miss Judi.

You'll like her.

And I overheard them talking about girl named Morticia!

Sangre: Now that's the kind of exciting news

I've been waiting for mi cielo!

Janu: I just know it will be fun.

I wonder what this Morticia girl will be like?