Monday, January 26, 2009

Salsa Lessons (Part 1)

Janu: "I think you're a wonderful teacher Sangre."
Sangre: "With such a beautiful student, it's a pleasure!"

Janu: "OOOH you're making me blush!"
Sangre: "If you'd like, I'll sing to you."
(Sangre sings softly) "Besame, Besame Mucho..."


Janu: "HOLY CRAP! YOU CAN SING TOO!!


Cuatro

Janu: "Whatcha got there Sangre'?"
Sangre: "Mistress & Te Amo brought me a Cuatro!
I've always wanted one of my own!"

Janu: "I didn't know you played the Guitar!"
Sangre: "Actually mi cielo, a cuatro is a spanish guitar!

Janu: "It sounds so romantic!"
Sangre: "Si mi cielo! If you'd like,
I know a few ballads that will
melt your heart!"
Janu: "OOH BRING IT ON SEXY!!!"

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Chess (Part Two)

Janu: "See there, now you've got me all confused."


Sangre: "I'm sorry mi cielo.
I do not mean to distract you."
Janu: "Mi cielo?" What does that mean?"
Sangre: "It's means my sky."

Janu: "OH!"

Sangre: {She makes my heart beat faster!}
"Eres moy ermosa."





Monday, January 12, 2009

Chess (Part One)

Sangre: "It's your move, mi cielo."
Janu: "I know! I know! Give me a minute!"


Sangre: "Take your time. I've got all night."
Janu: "Okay, I'll move my Knight."

Sangre: "Really? You're knight first?
Such a bold move!"


Janu: I'm not aggressive. Just assertive!"

Sangre: Aye que chula! I like that in a woman!


Janu: "Stop being so sexy!
I'm trying to concentrate!"







Friday, January 9, 2009

Getting Acquainted

Janu: So you say you're a vampire?
REALLY?!!
Sangre: Si. And you are a witch?
This should be very interesting!

Sangre: So who are those two?
Janu: Oh that's Mistress
and the one she calls "Te Amo".

Sangre: Te Amo? Are you sure that's his name?
Janu: Yes, they say that a lot.


Sangre: But it means I love you.
Janu: It does? Oh how sweet!
You'll have to teach me to speak vampire someday.
Sangre: Que Linda!
Sangre: Are they just going to keep staring
and taking pictures of us all day?
Janu: Yeah, it's annoying sometimes.
Just keep smiling.



Introductions

Hello! My name is Janu!
Welcome to America!!


{Oh my Goddess! He's a hottie!
I hope he understood me.}

My name is Sangre!
Es un placer conocerte.

{WOW! What a babe!
I hope she understood me!}

New Addition

Package from Korea?
OH NO! I guess this is it.
Mistress has somebody new.
Don't open it Mistress!
I don't want a brother!!
Mistress: "Brother?
Who told you you were getting a brother?"


¿dónde estoy? ¿Dónde está mi ropa?

I don't know what he's saying,
but OH MY GODDESS HE'S FINE!!