Vows

Mistress: "I know it's a bit confusing, but
I don't think you really want to be a nun."
Janu: Why not?"

Mistress: "We'll for one, I don't think you'll like
the vows."
Janu: "What kind of vows?"

Mistress: Obedience, Chastity, and Poverty.

Janu: Obedience, Chastity, & Poverty!!!
You mean I'd have to give up all my stuff?!!
Mistress: Yes! Even your new tarot cards!
Nuns don't do divination."

Janu: "That's a bummer!"
Mistress: I thought you'd see things differently.
Now, go take off that dress and wig.
And when your done, go apologize to poor Spike.