Salsa Lessons (Part 1)

Janu: "I think you're a wonderful teacher Sangre."

Sangre: "With such a beautiful student, it's a pleasure!"

Janu: "OOOH you're making me blush!"

Sangre: "If you'd like, I'll sing to you."

(Sangre sings softly) "Besame, Besame Mucho..."

Janu: "HOLY CRAP! YOU CAN SING TOO!!

Cuatro

Janu: "Whatcha got there Sangre'?"

Sangre: "Mistress & Te Amo brought me a Cuatro!

I've always wanted one of my own!"

Janu: "I didn't know you played the Guitar!"

Sangre: "Actually mi cielo, a cuatro is a spanish guitar!

Janu: "It sounds so romantic!"

Sangre: "Si mi cielo! If you'd like,

I know a few ballads that will

melt your heart!"

Janu: "OOH BRING IT ON SEXY!!!"

Chess (Part Two)

Janu: "See there, now you've got me all confused."

Sangre: "I'm sorry mi cielo.

I do not mean to distract you."

Janu: "Mi cielo?" What does that mean?"

Sangre: "It's means my sky."

Janu: "OH!"

Sangre: {She makes my heart beat faster!}

"Eres moy ermosa."

Chess (Part One)

Sangre: "It's your move, mi cielo."

Janu: "I know! I know! Give me a minute!"

Sangre: "Take your time. I've got all night."

Janu: "Okay, I'll move my Knight."

Sangre: "Really? You're knight first?

Such a bold move!"

Janu: I'm not aggressive. Just assertive!"

Sangre: Aye que chula! I like that in a woman!


Janu: "Stop being so sexy!

I'm trying to concentrate!"

Getting Acquainted

Janu: So you say you're a vampire?

REALLY?!!

Sangre: Si. And you are a witch?

This should be very interesting!

Sangre: So who are those two?

Janu: Oh that's Mistress

and the one she calls "Te Amo".

Sangre: Te Amo? Are you sure that's his name?

Janu: Yes, they say that a lot.

Sangre: But it means I love you.

Janu: It does? Oh how sweet!

You'll have to teach me to speak vampire someday.

Sangre: Que Linda!

Sangre: Are they just going to keep staring

and taking pictures of us all day?

Janu: Yeah, it's annoying sometimes.

Just keep smiling.

Introductions

Hello! My name is Janu!

Welcome to America!!

{Oh my Goddess! He's a hottie!

I hope he understood me.}

My name is Sangre!

Es un placer conocerte.

{WOW! What a babe!

I hope she understood me!}

New Addition

Package from Korea?

OH NO! I guess this is it.

Mistress has somebody new.

Don't open it Mistress!

I don't want a brother!!

Mistress: "Brother?

Who told you you were getting a brother?"

¿dónde estoy? ¿Dónde está mi ropa?

I don't know what he's saying,

but OH MY GODDESS HE'S FINE!!