Apologies

Janu: "Spike? Can we talk?"
Spike: "What is it now?
Come to tell me that Jinx got married?"

Janu: "No, I wanted to apologize
for being so mean to you."
Spike: "Really? Go on then."

Janu: "I lost my head with that wig and dress on.
I like Nuns, but it's not me."
Spike: "That's for sure!! You really went bonkers!!"
Janu: "And those army guys are just visiting.
Jinx only has eyes for you!!"

Janu: " I'm really embarrassed.
I'm so sorry for kicking you when you were down. Literally.
Can you forgive me?"

Spike: "Well no real harm done. Apologies accepted.
Hey! What did you do to your hair?"

Blond

Well, what do you think?
This was how my hair looked when I first arrived.


Mistress changed it back so
I can remember where I came from.

I still like it.
I'm glad she's letting me wear it again for awhile.

But I promise that I won't let
the blond hair go to my head.

I'm really sorry I hurt Spike and Jinx's feelings.
I'm off to apologize now.

Vows

Mistress: "I know it's a bit confusing, but
I don't think you really want to be a nun."
Janu: Why not?"

Mistress: "We'll for one, I don't think you'll like
the vows."
Janu: "What kind of vows?"

Mistress: Obedience, Chastity, and Poverty.

Janu: Obedience, Chastity, & Poverty!!!
You mean I'd have to give up all my stuff?!!
Mistress: Yes! Even your new tarot cards!
Nuns don't do divination."

Janu: "That's a bummer!"
Mistress: I thought you'd see things differently.
Now, go take off that dress and wig.
And when your done, go apologize to poor Spike.

Who's Who

Mistress: "Janu!

You've got some explaining to do young lady!!"
Janu: "Am I in trouble Mistress?"

Mistress: "Have a seat!
What's all this talk about being a nun?"

Janu: "Isn't it wonderful! I'm a Nun now!"
Mistress: "Janu dear, you can't be
a nun AND a witch."

Janu: "Why not?" Aren't they the same thing?"
Mistress: "Well, no not exactly."

Janu: "Sure they are!
Nuns dress in black like Witches do!
Nuns pray to Mary like Witches pray to the Goddess!
They even light candles and burn incense!
And I saw one Nun fly on TV!!
Nuns battle demons, like that Ariel Warrior Nun does!
She's just like the Halliwell sisters! They're witches battling demons!
And that's why their mom gave Paige to the Nuns at that church..."

Janu: "So Nuns are the same as Witches!!"
Mistress: "Oh boy...."

(to be continued...)

Replaced?

Janu: "Spike I've got to tell you something."
Spike: "Piss off! I'm not speaking to you."

Janu: "You'll want to here this."
Spike: "I doubt it, but go ahead."

Janu: "There is an army of men living with Jinx!"
Spike: "You're pulling my leg!"

Janu: "Oh it's true alright! Go check her blog."
Spike: "THIS IS SERIOUS! You gotta help me!"

Janu: "I'll pray for you! Now go in peace my son."

Spike: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Spike: "Oh Jinx!
If I had a heart, it would be breaking."

Mistress: JANU!! COME HER YOUNG LADY!!!
(to be continued...)

Holy Wars

Janu: "And so we pray for the successful
reunion of Spike & Jinx..."
Spike: "Amen to that!"

Janu: "Even though Jinx deserves much better than this heathen."

Spike: "Wait a minute! What did you just say?"

Janu: "Because we all know what a devilish cad he is."

Spike: "Bloody hell! You're not even a real nun!"
Janu: "Yeah, but what I said is still true."

Spike: "Why you cheeky little bugger!!
I'll show you wicked!
Janu: "You stay away from my neck!"

Janu: "I'll shall smite thee mightily you spawn of evil!"
Spike: You're taking this nun thing just a bit too far!!"

Janu: Are you ready to repent for Jinx's sake?
Spike: I've done many things for love, but this is ridiculous.

Desperate Measures

Janu: I've got it!! I've got it!! Spike: "You do? That's great Janu! What is it?"
Janu: "I know how to get back at that bad old seller!"

Spike: "Are you going to give her a hex?
Raise a demon?
Do voodoo and make her a zombie?
Want me to bite the tart or rip her heart out?"

Janu: "No. I'm dressed like a nun. So let's pray!"

Spike: "You can't be serious."
Janu: "PRAY YOU FILTHY SINNER!!!"

Spike: "OKAY! OKAY! How does this go again?"
Janu: "Hail Mary, full of grace...."
Spike: "This better work!!"

Thinking

Spike: "Come up with anything yet?"
Janu: "I'm still thinking this over."

Spike: "How about now?"
Janu: "Shhh! Just give me a minute!"

Spike: "Come on Janu! Give me something!"
Janu: "I'm trying Spike. There's got to be a way to get
you and Jinx together again."

Spike: "Bloody Hell Girl!
I may never shag again at this rate!!"

Janu: "If you don't settle down mister potty mouth,
I'm going to turn you into a toad!"
Spike: "Buggering!"

Auction Woes

It just so unfair.

I wish there is something I could do.

Mistress said not to worry.

I think she has something up her sleeve.

Okay you wicked eBay seller!

You just messed with the wrong Witches!

Holy Vision

Well what do you think?
This is a my new wig and dress.

Mistress brought me this outfit just for fun.
I think it makes me look like a nun.

I'm Sister Janu. Bless me father.

I think I'd make a really cool nun!

Especially in these sneakers!

A chat with Spike

Janu: "Hey Spike, guess what?"
Spike: "What love?"
Janu: "Mistress was going to purchase a clone of you
for Miss Judi & Jinx."

Spike: "A clone?" That's wonderful!
Now I can go to live with Jinxy!"
Janu: "Well unfortunately,
a bad seller ruin the whole deal."

Spike: "BLOODY HELL?!!!"
You mean I don't get to live with Jinxy?
Janu: "Sorry Spike, I'm afraid not yet."

Spike: Wanker Seller Skank!

Bad Seller

Dear Ebay Seller...

My Mistress is really mad at you!
Why didn't you fulfill this auction?

Especially since Mistress was trying to do
something special for Miss Judy & Jinx.

YOU SUCK!

I hope they ban you from selling other dolls in the future!